zeldathemes
Kelsie, 16, America, in need of boyfriend
Welcome to my blog, yay you found it! I'm having a bit of a hard time accepting this.
So if you could just...yeah that's it scroll down okay yes thank you.
Hi again! This is my blog; this is also document of my descent into insanity. Now I'll leave you to scroll down more so you can see what you came here for, but before I go I would like to request one cute, pun-loving, teenage boy as sacrifice, please.
Check out my sisters:
thebrokenarchetype.tumblr.com/
pandasandprejudice.tumblr.com/
notdesertbluffs.tumblr.com/
We will run and scream, you will dance with
me, we'll fulfill our dreams and we'll be free.

bahtmun:

emergeddivergent:

falloutgal:

gallifrey-feels:

jawnthetimelord:

incendiarism:

why do americans start their school years in the middle of the year that makes no fucking sense

when else should you start school????

in JANUARY

like a REGULAR HUMAN

WE START SCHOOL YEARS IN SEPTEMBER BECAUSE THAT’S THE END OF FARMING SEASON

CHILDREN USED TO HAVE TO HELP FAMILIES WITH CROPS AND SHIT

BUT NOW CHILD LABOR LAWS

AND WE’RE TOO LAZY TO CHANGE OKAY

Hogwarts starts in September

There you go.

consultingsuperhusbands:

sexyhorcruxkissesftw:

#that time Harry had perfect Harry hair

#that time a book-to-movie adaptation was nearly perfect

consultingsuperhusbands:

sexyhorcruxkissesftw:

#that time Harry had perfect Harry hair

#that time a book-to-movie adaptation was nearly perfect

this-is-cthulhu-privilege:

poppypicklesticks:

oppressionsyrup:

nygnailart:

These were supposed to be done before the Oscars, but school wouldn’t give me the time to do them… So here they are! This is one of the best movies I’ve ever seen, I think everyone needs to watch it ❤️ #12yearsaslave #oscars #bestpicture #nailart

You should probably be like…really embarrassed of yourself for this. Super great of you to reduce a true story of heinous crimes to nail art. What’s more is that you deleted the original post of this, probably because of the numerous people rightfully calling you a racist, but then you had the AUDACITY to put it again, proving that you learned nothing and you ave no shame in racism and ability to capitalize off of an entire group of people’s oppression. Make sure you don’t forget to stop by the cleaners to pick up your pointy hat, I’m sure its ready by now. 

Did you seriously just insist a high school girl was a member of the Clan for this? 
You overreactive dingbat.

^Why social justice is a fucking joke.

this-is-cthulhu-privilege:

poppypicklesticks:

oppressionsyrup:

nygnailart:

These were supposed to be done before the Oscars, but school wouldn’t give me the time to do them… So here they are! This is one of the best movies I’ve ever seen, I think everyone needs to watch it ❤️ #12yearsaslave #oscars #bestpicture #nailart

You should probably be like…really embarrassed of yourself for this. Super great of you to reduce a true story of heinous crimes to nail art. What’s more is that you deleted the original post of this, probably because of the numerous people rightfully calling you a racist, but then you had the AUDACITY to put it again, proving that you learned nothing and you ave no shame in racism and ability to capitalize off of an entire group of people’s oppression. Make sure you don’t forget to stop by the cleaners to pick up your pointy hat, I’m sure its ready by now. 

Did you seriously just insist a high school girl was a member of the Clan for this? 

You overreactive dingbat.

^Why social justice is a fucking joke.

winchestrsnovak:

imagineyouricon:

Imagine your icon gets drunk and unleashes a secret inner talent as a super fantastic strip dancer 

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What do you mean ‘imagine’??

I fucking fucked the fuck up.

summer blogging from Lake-town. (ins.)

kissmeanspeeinswedish:

This scene tho

a-magicalunicorn:

charliexxx:

lindsaylohoean:

how many calories do u burn by sliding down a wall crying

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ten

i hate u

please describe what it is like to live in the us??

Anonymous

iguanamouth:

every morning my alarm gun wakes me up by firing directly over my head and if i dont immediately get up and sing the star spangled banner i get arrested. all matters in court are settled with opponents dressing up in bald eagle costumes and fighting to the death. theres an american flag tattooed across my face. once i saw someone get punched in the head repeatedly at a barbeque because they said they didnt like apple pie and nobody helped them. nobody even tried

hailhydrra:

*exasperated sigh*
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hailhydrra:

*exasperated sigh*

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