zeldathemes
Kelsie, 15, America, in need of boyfriend
I have friends. Contrary to popular belief, yes, I have friends who aren't on tumblr. I'm having a bit of a hard time accepting this. So if you could just...yeah that's it scroll down okay yes thank you.
Hello welcome to my blog! This is also document of my descent into Sherlock level insanity. Now I'll leave you to scroll down but before I go I would like to request one cute, nerdy, teenage boy as sacrifice, please.
Check out my sisters:
http://thebrokenarchetype.tumblr.com/
http://pandasandprejudice.tumblr.com/
http://notdesertbluffs.tumblr.com/

spookyjohansson:

*Jesus does the cup song at the Last Supper* You’re going to miss me when I’m gone.

duncan-was-dead-first:

crystal-clefairy:

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oh my gosh this would be an adorable au tho

africant:

charmancler:

is that twilight

yes. yes it is.

jungwildeandfree:

sueslayer:

 
This is actually really funny if you think about it. I mean, there was totally some sort of ghost or demon about to kill her but then that sheet blew straight into its face and it was so embarrassed that it decided to disappear.

Tremble, mortal, for I am Zerendikos, and I will drag your howling soul to—
*flump*
AH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IT’S ALL OVER MY FACE
FUCK 
WHAT IS THAT SMELL
IS THAT FUCKING FEBREEZE
FUCK DAMMIT SHIT FORGET THIS I’M OUT 

jungwildeandfree:

sueslayer:

 

This is actually really funny if you think about it. I mean, there was totally some sort of ghost or demon about to kill her but then that sheet blew straight into its face and it was so embarrassed that it decided to disappear.

Tremble, mortal, for I am Zerendikos, and I will drag your howling soul to—

*flump*

AH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IT’S ALL OVER MY FACE

FUCK 

WHAT IS THAT SMELL

IS THAT FUCKING FEBREEZE

FUCK DAMMIT SHIT FORGET THIS I’M OUT 

princesshannah-banana:

i have a very real fear that none of my dreams will come true.

mothermarytouchedme:

raspberrying:

Anxiety really cramps my style like how am I going to seem chill and fun if I often start trembling and breathing heavily and developing a look of impending doom in my eyes

THIS

ONLY TEXANS WILL BE ABLE TO READ THIS:

gaypee:

howdy y’all sweet iced tea hook em horns remember the alamo

deansboyking:

Sam Winchester meme

❅ recurrent themes {2/3}

femaletitan:

what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning”

Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
#australians: i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay
Canadians: We left Toronto 2 days ago, We are still in Ontario, food is scarce. We are lost, soon we will have to eat each other to survive, oh wait there's a tims we're good.
Russians: I was in Yakutia, I drove for twenty eight hours, now I'm still in Yakutia, I travelled by train for 6 days, I'm still in Russia. Don't even try to leave Russia. Don't forget: you're here forever. Accept it and suffer.